Well, medical fate strikes again. Not long after my last post tonight, I went back to cutting open tennis balls to put on the legs of my kids' chairs at school. Now, I know what you're saying...the Sprite is BRILLIANT! What amazing judgment she must have to think that cutting tennis balls open with a box cutter when NBC is running their Thursday night lineup is a GREAT plan! And you are RIGHT! I AM brilliant...if you expand your definition of brilliant to include "people dumb enough to stab themselves in the palm after being told by no less than 5 people on separate occasions that it would happen". If that's what passes for brilliant, then I'm a certified MENSA candidate.
Almost 2 and a half hours after the blood started spurting and I'm now sporting 4 stitches. I'm also required to go get a tetanus shot within the next three days (which means tomorrow with the show going all weekend), since they were out of them tonight. Yay smart people like me!!!
The (feeling a bit less than herself...hur hur) Sprite & the (unable to contain the backload of sheer "I-TOLD-you-so"ation) Highlander
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I always thought you were 'special'... now I know it.
"By no less than 5 people" TOO FUNNY. I was preparing a room for an incoming radiation patient, and gashed my head open on... the toilet paper dispenser (why should that be sharp?) I came down the hallway with a towel up against my forehead, and another nurse said, "So, what do you have under there, ketchup?" Needless to say, I too got a trip to the ER and a tetanus shot = ) I feel your pain = )
-Bill/ 4LP
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